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Look periods!

No, I’m serious. You see everybody, I’m on my period. I just started today! And now i’m in for 4-5-7 DAYS OF HELLL…. HELLLLLLLL…..!!!

I mean, feel free to add to this. But these are just my thoughts.

Having periods suck. Even as i sit here, i can feel my uterus lining scraping itself out of my bajingo and it’s horrible. I can hardly even shift in my chair. It is NOT sexy.

I r sad at this. And is emo. It’s almost as bad as being pregnant. It’s like 1000x less than pregnancy. It’s tiny miscarriages every month. Now i crave weird foods. I r bloat. And i have to go to the bathroom every few hours just to change it.

I do not like the gushing.

It was funny today because I totally felt it during third period. And so i was just sitting there in pain like “fuuuuu~~~=O=;;;;;;;;;;” and Chris like, randomly looked up a diagram of a uterus, and the diagram of a period to show me what was happening in my body… Once again. LOL I like how Chris explains these things to me. I don’t even know. he is Dr. Chris.
Anyway.

They say the uterus looks like a flexing muscle. LOL anyway.

Man. I just hate having periods. I wish i didn’t have a uterus. What use is it, anyway? I don’t want babies. And if i got my tubes tied, I’d still get my periods! I know because my mom gets hers still.

And then sometimes i get up in class and im like, FOOK DID AH LEEKZ!?

And then sometimes i get up and its like AWWW MAN. GROSS.

And then when i go to sleep there is blood on my PJs and on my bed. :(

Blood stains are hard to remove. Srsly. And there goes my moneys on mah panties. Thats why every girl should have a pair of period panties. BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SACRIFICE.

And i hate it when i have totally cute panties and i totally didn’t see i coming and then BOOM GOODBYE CUTE PANTIES. It’s horrible.

Gushgushgush.

Isn’t that gross? That’s totally gross. Girls are gross. Sometimes i wonder if it’d be better to just be a guy, but that’d be even grosser. Guys are like, horny all the time. And that’s like it. Chris told me that like, they have to blow their load every so often. SO THEY CANT EVEN ESCAPE IT. Ews.Yeah maybe i can handle periods better. Guys are gross. TAT

God, my friends are weird.

But it sucks, i don’t even know why. Or maybe i do…… DAMNED HORMONES! But my periods used to be nice to me. I didn’t even know it was there. But lately……. i’ve gotten horrible cramps where i can’t even move, and i’m just laying there on my bed in the fetal position… And then sometimes i just want to throw up, i’ll look at a picture of food and i’ll feel sick or i’ll just eat a bite and feel sick. Like, i lose my appetite, when a week or so before it comes, i get OMEGA hungry.

I never got mood swings either. What is this faggotry!!?

Well, i hate periods. And i don’t like my uterus. It needs to go away. This wus dumbs.

 oh man mimi. i’m so with you on this. ahaha. xDD

but seriously!!! my periods used to be nice to me too.. now i’m all shitty feeling, moody, bloated, and angry at the world when i’m on them now.. ugh.. it’s brutal.

i think guys have it so much easier. so what if they have to “blow their load every so often” it’s not as bad as like sharp constant pain, gushy nastiness, ruined clothes and sheets, and feeling like shit. I’m pretty sure guys can control themselves.. we can’t fucking control periods. they’re just there.. they fucking suck.

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